Martha Stewart either has the most sincere993 Archivesthe most Machiavellian social media presence of any celebrity, and we are lucky to live in her world.
Most recently, she posted a photo of Kim Kardashian's bestie Jonathan Cheban and let everyone know that she doesn't know who the f*ck he is. Same, Martha.
SEE ALSO: You can stop wondering what Martha Stewart looks like covered in tattoos"He says he is well known," wrote Stewart after encountering Cheban at the Daily Mail's yacht party in Cannes (seriously) called "Seriously Popular."
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She found who Jonathan Cheban is and did not seem particularly impressed.
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After clearing that up, she focused on what was truly important: Jason Derulo stripping before her eyes.
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Surely enough, Derulo continued undressing.
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Martha was pleased.
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Stewart and Cheban seemed totally cool later, though.
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Earlier this year, Cheban announced that he wants to start a school to educate rich kids about private jets and caviar. Now he'll also be able to tutor the youth on how to explain your existence to Martha Stewart.
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