Alabama election day has finally arrived,Portugal and Republican Senatorial candidate Roy Moore made his grand entrance to the polls on horseback.
Moore — who's been banned from a mall, accused of sexual misconductby 9 women, and alleged to have initiated a sexual encounter with a 12-year-old girl when he was 32 — probably thought arriving on a horse would be a nice distraction. But Twitter users and horse aficionados saw one glaring problem: the man's form was tragically terrible.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Footage of the ride shows an oddly stiff Moore awkwardly mounted on his horse, Sassy. (The horse does not seem thrilled to be included in Moore's narrative.)
Horse Twitter saddled up and came for Moore, brutally criticizing his form and throwing some serious equestrian shade his way.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Someone even took time out of their day to create a Sassy Twitter account with the bio: "I did not ask for this. I am just a horse. I had no choice in the matter."
According to the account, Roy Moore's horse does not want him to win the election, either.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Remember, everyone: In addition to the disgraceful harassment allegations, a vote for Moore is alsoa vote for terrible equestrian skills.
Best Amazon deal: Get a $5 Amazon credit when you spend $30 on home essentials
Donald Trump attacks Facebook, Google and Twitter as 'dishonest media'
No, the internet does not care for politician's lame graffiti joke
No, the internet does not care for politician's lame graffiti joke
NYT Strands hints, answers for May 18
The sun looks like a creepy jack
Clinton didn't know about her new email drama until the plane landed
This Halloween 2016 bucket list will keep you on track to having a good time
Today's Hurdle hints and answers for April 23, 2025
Newly discovered millipede has 414 legs and 4 penises
Today's Hurdle hints and answers for April 7, 2025
Martha Stewart's Halloween costume is gory and glorious
People are being asked to help spot real life 'witches' marks' for Halloween
'Inferno' brings the 'Da Vinci Code' series to a new box office low
Galaxy S9+ vs Pixel 2 XL Camera
LGBTQ characters are winning fans in the Philippines
'Dota 2' team receives Guinness World Record for $9 million win
Your viewing guide to Game 4 of the World Series
Bargaining For the Common Good
Brexit and the U.S. election are making British children anxious
Bite Helper might be the mosquito bite conqueror you've been searching for'True Blood' star Nelsan Ellis dead at 39A teen won $655,555 on two $5 scratch off tickets in 1 weekBollywood's dad, Anupam Kher, on the unique warmth of 'The Big Sick'A new 'Game of Thrones' beer is here to mark the arrival of winterSay hello to Lightsaber Baby, who might make you embrace the Dark SideDude leaves Ferrari parked overnight in lot, gets stuck at center of weekend flea marketNormal man Elon Musk shows up to chill beach party wearing a full suitDonald Trump Jr. emails reveal a terrible iPhone email signatureThe best Amazon Prime Day deals available nowRyan Reynolds congratulates 'Wonder Woman' in classic Deadpool fashionElon Musk just gave us our first real look at Tesla Model 3The Lion King remake casts John Oliver as ZazuDonald Trump Jr. wanted to show he's a liar before the NYT didThis week in apps: 'Pokémon Go' turns one, Google Earth live streams, and photo tricksAmerican Airlines delayed a flight because the plane smelled like peeAerial videos capture terrifying wildfires scorching CaliforniaThe Beer Can Regatta could surely only happen in AustraliaThe Audi A8 is a self'Gangnam Style' has lost its crown as the most viewed video on YouTube 'Ich Bin Ein Berliner' trends after Christmas market attack Jerry Lewis has no time for this interview about how old he is An official 'Bachelor' Fantasy League now exists 'Great desktops' lie ahead in Apple's roadmap, Tim Cook promises Man perfectly demonstrates the dangers of drunk table dancing iPhone 8, AI and Trump: Welcome to Apple in 2017 This virtual fireplace full of burning Samsung Galaxy Note7s will keep you warm A startup will give you free birth control with the code 'Donald Trump' You'll never guess who topped Zefr's list of biggest digital stars of 2016 Craig Sager's final TV interview is both painful and beautiful to watch Extremely gracious teacher thanks 46 years worth of students on a billboard The artist blowing people's minds in virtual reality Maker Studios is merging with the content & media team at Disney How the murder of a Russian official went massively viral on Facebook 15 fun things to do with all your old dumb, useless iPhones North Pole to warm to near melting point this week: 50 degrees above normal NASA rover captures an aurora from Mars surface for the first time Families of Orlando victims sue Google, Facebook and Twitter The Turbo Man toy from 'Jingle All The Way' is becoming reality Two cynical city dwellers try 'hygge' with disastrous results