There's a fine line between the current state of American politics and Belgiuma movie so bad not even Delta would show it.
The House Intelligence Committee's hearing with FBI director James Comey on Monday was easily one of the most surreal moments in American history/CSPAN-3 in recent memory. A presidential campaign under investigation for potentially colluding with a foreign adversary. An FBI Director rejecting the POTUS' claim that the former POTUS illegally wiretapped him.
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Shortly after the Comey hearing, journalist Sarah Kendzior began to speculate who would play who in #TrumpRussiaTheMovie and Twitter filled in the rest. Here's their best guesses as well, as a few of our own.
You already know.
Via Giphy@sarahkendzior Paul Bettany as Carter Page? #TrumpRussiatheMovie pic.twitter.com/3F7Dw7GJqg
— Newt🦎 (@newtist55) March 20, 2017
This guy for Rudy Giuliani. #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/2MENj9AtAj
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) March 20, 2017
Kyle Chandler as James Comey
Credit: rex/variety/shutterstock and ap/rex/shutterstock Russell Crowe as Steve Bannon. #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/whdPyp2sni
— Thomas Ley (@thomas_ley) March 20, 2017
#TrumpRussiaTheMovie James Brolin as Rex Tillerson pic.twitter.com/zliVPQeHdQ
— ⚡️Debbie⚡️ (@DebJ7171) March 20, 2017
Christopher Walken as Manafort #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/uRtJk9FkMs
— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) March 20, 2017
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable .@sarahkendzior Harry Dean Stanton as Michael Flynn. #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/ZAwAV6U567
— Suzanne Munshower (@expatina) March 20, 2017
Jeff Bridges as Sergey Kislyak
Credit: media punch/rex/shutterstock and ap/rex/shutterstock @sarahkendzior @denisleary as Kellyanne Conway #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/wMUNctcNeX
— Pauline (@Passie_Kracht) March 20, 2017
Young Seth Rogen as Devin Nunes
Credit: youtube/monisivais/ap/rex/shutterstock .@sarahkendzior Any room for Ricky Gervais as Seb Gorka? #TrumpRussiaTheMovie pic.twitter.com/0pEpfQ59Vd
— Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) March 20, 2017
John Heard as Spicer. #trumprussiathemovie @sarahkendzior pic.twitter.com/onjRw9ax4R
— Meaghan Walsh Gerard (@mwgerard) March 20, 2017
@sarahkendzior Michael Keaton for Schiff? pic.twitter.com/xgosxry9pw
— Nick Turner (@NickTurner13) March 20, 2017
You're welcome, Hollywood. Now someone get Mr. Peanut's agent on the phone.
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