We all know Siri. Most probably remember it as the digital assistant on sex videos kowaltheir iPhone whom they once asked about the weather and then never talked to again. Others might know it as the colorful wavy lines that appear on the bottom of your iPhone screen when you accidentally press the home button too long. A few might even think of it as a valuable virtual companion.
But I recently got to know anther side to Siri: a DJ with a master's degree in trolling.
SEE ALSO: Reviewers love HomePod's loud, bass-y sound, but hate how dumb Siri isHere's what happened: Fresh from its unboxing, the Apple HomePod was sitting in the middle of the Mashable studio, the centerpiece of an impromptu listening session. Senior Tech Correspondent Ray Wong, Video Producer Michelle Yan, and I were sitting around Apple's new smart speaker, each taking turns at commanding Siri to play songs, adjust the volume, and other actions.
On one of the times it came around to me, I had a wisp of childhood nostalgia and hit Siri with what I thought was an easy one.
"Hey Siri, play the theme from Spider-Man."
Now, I realize there are many Spider-Man movies and TV shows, and that asking for the Spider-Man theme, with no other guidelines, might be confusing to a computer, even if it is a glorified one like a HomePod. Still, I would expect that from even a cursory analysis of which Spider-Man theme people play the most often, it would have to be the now-iconic theme from the classic '60s cartoon. Indeed, anyone with even a tiny level of cultural knowledge should know it's the only Spider-Man theme music that everyone knows. It should be the default.
But instead of the familiar theme song, Siri announced it would play a version of the song by some group called the Sound of Monday. I could only get about 12 seconds into the cover's showy horns and obnoxious-sounding lead singer before I gave the order: "Hey Siri, never play that song again."
Siri understood loud and clear, or at least she seemed to, telling me she would save the preference.
With that song essentially blocked, I tried again, "Hey Siri, play the theme from Spider-Man."
And here's where things went south. Siri, seemingly with no memory of our exchange just seconds earlier, went right into The Sound of Monday cover — again.
Annoyed, I said, "Hey Siri, I just told you to never play this song again."
"OK, turning Repeat on," she replied, taking her obliviousness to a new level of aggravation, leaving me gape-mouthed and Ray LOL-ing. Ray and I repeated the whole experience (you can see part of the exchange in the video below) to make sure it wasn't just a one-off.
To be fair to Siri and the HomePod, the actual theme to the '60s Spider-Man TV series doesn't appear to be in Apple Music. You can find it on Spotify and Amazon Music, but it's buried in compilations of TV show themes.
So I'll give Apple's digital assistant a pass on not finding the right song, even if it's one of the most well-known songs in the world. But playing a song I just said never to play without so much as an "Are you sure?" (which she's more than capable of asking -- she hits you with the question every time you want to turn the volume up to 100%). And then turning on Repeat when I admonish her for it?
Now you're just trolling, Apple.
Topics Siri
Best Samsung Galaxy Watch Ultra deal: Save $200 at Best Buy
Staff Picks: Land Mines, Laugh Tracks, and Ladies in Satin by The Paris Review
America’s First Connoisseur by Edward White
The Great Writer Who Never Wrote by Emma Garman
Elon Musk told Donald Trump what to do about the Paris Climate Agreement
Long Live Work! by Dubravka Ugresic
Inside the Order Is Always Something Wild by Elizabeth Alexander
More Primitive, More Sensual, More Obscene by Marina Benjamin
The best early Prime Day outdoor deals: Yeti, Stanley, Jackery, and more
The Art of Distance No. 34 by The Paris Review
Use Your Gaming Laptop and Play On Battery Power? Is It Possible?
A Little Patch of Something by Imani Perry
The Unreality of Time by Elisa Gabbert
Venus and the Devata by The Paris Review
How to quit social media: This Gen Z
More Primitive, More Sensual, More Obscene by Marina Benjamin
Clarice Lispector: Madame of the Void
Redux: A Point of Coincidence by The Paris Review
Best water flosser deal: Save $10 on Waterpik Cordless Pulse
America’s First Connoisseur by Edward White
That Underground sign everyone is sharing is fakeLindsay Lohan's prank show sounds terrifying in the best wayThese powerful London Underground signs are going viralAmericans are eating less beef. Here's why that matters for climate changeKoalas don't like water but they're being 'driven to drink' by climate changeGorillaz announce a new album with a bonkers list of collaboratorsVudu offers Mobile DiscLinkedIn tries to make a smarter news feed with 'trending storylines'Maxine Waters tweets Trump impeachment joke, gets best responseConfirmed: Nintendo Switch JoyWhy Apple won't mention (Product) RED or HIV/AIDS in ChinaGoogle is (slowly) fixing the biggest problem with AndroidAwkwafina talks shit about Jeff Sessions and 'healthy' chipsRoyal Jordanian Airlines just trolled America's 'laptop ban'Think your groceries are expensive? Japan has $27,000 melons.This formula explains why NYC is great for rideMichael Kors' new smartwatches let you make custom watch faces using your Instagram picsSister, SisterWhat's Apple's tax bill in New Zealand? Why it's zero, niet, nada.People are making fun of Airbnb's new Chinese name Airbnb proposes new rules for New York as deadline for state bill approaches How Bran and Arya's paths could cross in 'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Google will make it easy for Airtel, Vodafone users in India to buy paid apps with carrier billing A is for alt Typhoon Haima strikes the Philippines as a Category 4 storm Lynk & Co is a new car brand that aims to do everything differently Justin Bieber asks screaming fans to take a chill pill for a second The internet was not pleased with Donald Trump's 'bad hombres' comment 9 hilarious wildlife photos that show off nature's ridiculous side We got a sneak peak at Rhett and Link's new YouTube Red show Why the Cleveland Indians have a great shot at winning the World Series Super hot Pakistani tea vendor now has a modeling sponsorship J.K. Rowling delivers magical takedown of Donald Trump with a single tweet Londoner leaves notes for strangers to make their commutes bearable This tweet about Ivanka Trump might be the weirdest of the election Britain's grand plan for Brexit is to export tea, jam and biscuits to Japan You can now book an Uber or Ola cab in India with Google search Get an early look at the new champion skins coming to 'League of Legends' Bookworms: your dream home has arrived Scientists 'accidentally' discovered a way to convert CO2 directly into ethanol
3.0872s , 10521.40625 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【sex videos kowal】,Steady Information Network